Category Archives: Rob Ford

A Vote for Ford is a Vote for Trump. Vote Canadian Instead.

Here’s a fun clip of Doug Ford defending Donald Trump, believing that lowering taxes is more important than sexual misconduct. In light of the tariffs on Steel and Aluminum that begin tonight at midnight, it is fair to say that Doug Ford is Un-Canadian, that he is on the side of the U.S.A.

Please use your vote to elect a Canadian who has the best interest of our country at the heart of their agenda. Mr. Ford supported his crack-addict brother continuing to mayor of the City of Toronto, the pussy-grabbing Trump, feels the bottom line is more important than sexual assault and doesn’t have one explanation about how he will fulfill any of their bizarre and empty platform promises.

Remember, a vote for Doug Ford is a vote for the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer. It’s a vote for social services disappearing and more importantly it’s a vote for Donald Trump! Come on, Ontario, you’re better than that.

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Clearing Up Doug Ford’s Untruths

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No, this isn’t Family Guy – It’s the Rob Ford Crack Video

With Doug Ford shame looming in the near future, let’s take a moment and remember the funner brother. It will be more likely that Doug will punch a blind woman in the face before smoking crack but hey, never say never! Ontario has a really awkward decision to make: Is it time for the return of the United Farmers of Ontario?

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Rob Ford Enjoying his Leave of Absence

Police broke up a crazy party at a large mansion in the midst of construction¬†in Brampton on the night of May 2. While the son of the owner had been allowed to have a party, his parents could never have imagined that 1,500 to 2,000 people would show up, causing a reported $70,000 in damages. More controversial was that amongst the guests, a certain politician, had popped in while on a leave of absence. It wasn’t until today that Canadian Culture Thing acquired this cell-phone imager still from the riotous party.

While Mr. Ford does not recollect being at the party, he also reassured us that if he had, it was only because he was on “one of his drunken stupors” and therefore it was “no big deal”.


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Canadian 2014 Olympic Score: Day 2


Day 2:

A bit of a quiet day for Canada unless drug-testing is now an Olympic sport! It seems that Canada is being targeted for excessive drug-testing. It seems it’s becoming a common misconception that everyone in Canada smokes crack! It’s sad that crackaletes like Rob Ford make it look so acceptable. Hey Olympic committee, it’s only the Toronto sortof-mayor, OK? But just to be safe, don’t check the snowboarders bags.

On the brighter side, the shiny like silver side that is, Canada picks up another medal. Canada earned a silver medal in team figure skating. Kaetlyn Osmond, Patrick Chan, Kevin Reynolds, Meagan Duhamel, Eric Radford, Kirsten Moore-Towers, Dylan Moscovitch, Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir won silver medals in the new Team Figure Skating competition but if the rumours are true about corrupt judges from Russia and the U.S. they might get an upgrade…aw, who am I kidding the judges are always suspect and nothing ever comes of it and besides, that little Russian kid was pretty awesome!

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